I'm playing Pretend You're Xyzzy!

Just thought you’d like to know.

(for those who don’t know: Pretend You’re Xyzzy is a free, online Cards Against Humanity clone)

pricklystickers:

xekstrin:

door:

um

im gonna fuck the ghost

do not fuck the ghost

unmints asked: Could I know what was in the audio of the 8 year old boys nightmare?


I have already answered this question. If you want to know any more, just listen to it yourself.

Anonymous asked: Gurl, what is the Audio about?


No more asks. I’ve already answered this question.

fandomsandcountriesinthetardis:

xekstrin:

theonewhosawitall:

fairyspork:

i-am-momo-senpai:

That is a horror that may never again be recreated.

Holy shit

photobomb from beyond the grave

okay but when you flip it you get

HAYYYYY GURLLLL WHERE THE PARTY AT

this website i swear

Reblogging again for that comment.

Anonymous asked: What's the audio of the German nightmare thing??


See here.

emmablowguns asked: is the audio that scary? like stick with ya scary or what. haha is it even spooky or just a joke you know how it can be ;w;


Anonymous Asked:

What is the audio?

The audio consists of three parts.

The first part describes an average dream. You know, all that “I was in my room and there was a dog there. It wasn’t my dog, but it had a fried egg on its head. This made it turn into Mickey Mouse, who decided to invite me out to eat at McDonald’s.” kind of stuff. That wasn’t it, but it seems to be close. A bunch of the words were bleeped because it included personal information.

Part two describes the nightmare itself. The boy describes his surroundings; some sort of office building. He thinks it’s a skyscraper. He says he started to look out the window, but a plane crashed into the building. He states that he looked out the window, and the following description describes the streets of New York. He states that several people near him jumped out the windows. He then says he has jumped as well.

Part three is the boy, screaming, for several minutes before he wakes up.

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lampsarenice:

WARNING: LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK. VERY DISTURBING AUDIO ABOVE.

In 1967, a German scientist wanted to figure out why people had nightmares. To conduct this experiment, he took 40 people of all ages and hooked them up to monitoring machines. He then injected them all with a sleep inducing drug, along with a drug he created which made people speak whatever went through their brains- conscious or unconscious  While they slept, the scientist recorded their brain activity, and placed recording devices near each person’s mouth so that he could essentially record their dreams. 
When the volunteers awoke, only one person reported to having a nightmare. The scientist disregarded all the other volunteer’s tapes, and focused on this one person’s tape- a young boy no more than 8. 
What the scientist heard on this young boy’s tape is terrifying and essentially made the scientist leave his practice. We have the recording here today

will someone listen to this and tell me what it is im scared and to much of a wimp to listen to it

wait SOMEONE DO IT I WILL PAY YOU

If anyone wants to know what the audio is, send me an ask. I listened to it.

(via the-third-not-so-grump)

Anonymous asked: Heyyyyyy gurllll